Ask The Undead Tree
you are one more reason to go green!!!

Yes indeed I am! For each dollar you donate to Innistrad Go-Green Association, I and my Ghoultree friends and some other plants get more space to live on! But not the geists… Don’t let them fool you they are not trees…

what about the Eldrazi? do you see an issue if they were ever to return?

Well, those guys have indeed caused quite a disturbance. Myself being a tree, I like peace and quiet, and the occasional feasting on the flesh of an enemy, but mostly, peace and quiet. So yes, I do see an issue since those big guys would disturb me.

As to their goal, well… I don’t think they even have one! They are like mindless destroyers. So I disagree with their “plan” because they would probably destroy me (no, not really, I can beat all of them.) So that’s also not an issue. Just fling me over to them and they’ll see.

what are your thoughts on the Phyrexians and do you ever worry they might try to come and assimilate you and all your kind

I don’t really have an opinion about Phyrexia, firstly because I highly doubt they would come to a plane such as mine. Secondly, because I doubt they would have any influence on us perfect trees.

As to their goals and such, I believe it is right in a certain way, but quite wrong in others. Their leaders are just like a mad scientist, wise and clever and may have some good experiments, but over all, they’re just crazy for their unrealistic goals.

Mr. (Mrs.?) Ghoultree - What is your stance on Innistrad villagers venturing into your forest to collect maple syrup ?

Mr. Ghoultree, yes. Well, let’s say you are never going to find treefolk syrup in Innistrad anytime soon. I slaughter those fools. Few even dare to venture, I gotta give it to them, but those who do, suffer quite a nasty death.

Okay okay, fair. How about, drop you for a green, swing in, THEN Fling. 20 damage seems good, right?

Alright, I like this better. I AM indeed a game winner for the second turn I’m in the battlefield. I’m amazing, aren’t I?

DROP YOU FOR A GREEN --> FLING

Well, I’d truly rather not be thrown at my enemy like a sac of sand, but I’ll do anything necessary to make my summoner the victor, so sure, go ahead and throw me.

Which gravesite would you say was your favorite to raid thus far?

I have certainly raided a lot of gravesites, perhaps too much to choose one, but some of the best have been Saint Traft’s and of course, getting to Mikaeus’ was very fun, but I got there too late, he was already gone…

What the Horseapples are you doing in Innastrad? Get back to the Everfree Forest right this second!

Yes, I will go back soon, but first I have to take care of some *private* business.

you make a good point. i thought lumberknot might have a slight advantage given its hexproof ability but now i think i should put you both in a mono green deck where you will devastate my opponents.

Certainly! Putting me in a deck will only improve it, I can assure you.

who would win in a fight,you or lumberknot

Ask this question to yourself: A 1/1 that powers up as creatures die but must be on the battlefield at the time OR a 10/10 who’s ability does not depend if it is in play and comes into play 10/10, not 1/1.

So to answer clearly, me. A rare against an uncommon is not fair, anyway. However, I do not dislike Lumberknot, we are buddies